AN ACTUAL SLIDE FROM NINTENDO’S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
England tried to summon the devil and he got me cus I am literally satan
remember when asks werent rebloggable and we had to go around screencapping them like fucking animals
Protect little black boys at all costs
The notes on this are dissapointing.
Even with the knowledge that notes do nothing for the actual protection of black boys, it strikes as uncomfortable when compared to similar posts.